Plant a tree 

When you're about to watch 100 pornhub videos. Usually when you're about to blow a huge load

friend 1: bruh i'm bout to plant a tree today.
friend 2: yeah, go green!

Plant a tree by cuckinfunt September 6, 2017

plant a tree 

To FUCK or to engage in sexual intercourse.

Sheri: Hey, Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: Plant a tree bitch!

plant a tree by Sex ED July 28, 2006

plant a tree 

to take a poop; to defecate.

Bob clutches his stomach. Jane notices & comments, "Hey, you should go plant a tree."

plant a tree by its earth day April 22, 2008

plant a tree 

You dig a whole and stick an drunk woman upside down in it. You then proceed to shag her guts out.

Wha' you lookin' at? I'm just planting a tree!

Hey look! 12 year old school girls! Lets plant a tree!

plant a tree by iamnotanurbanlegend July 2, 2008

plant it like a fucking apple tree 

when you pop an ollie or something and make a perfect landing

"i pop it and BAM! i plant it, i plant it like a fucking apple tree"

plant it like a fucking apple tree by jacobthreethreethree March 16, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022