Plant a tree

When you're about to watch 100 pornhub videos. Usually when you're about to blow a huge load

friend 1: bruh i'm bout to plant a tree today.
friend 2: yeah, go green!

Plant a tree by cuckinfunt September 6, 2017

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plant a tree

To FUCK or to engage in sexual intercourse.

Sheri: Hey, Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: Plant a tree bitch!

plant a tree by Sex ED July 28, 2006

Related Words

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plant a tree

to take a poop; to defecate.

Bob clutches his stomach. Jane notices & comments, "Hey, you should go plant a tree."

plant a tree by its earth day April 22, 2008

plant a tree

You dig a whole and stick an drunk woman upside down in it. You then proceed to shag her guts out.

Wha' you lookin' at? I'm just planting a tree!

Hey look! 12 year old school girls! Lets plant a tree!

plant a tree by iamnotanurbanlegend July 2, 2008

plant it like a fucking apple tree

when you pop an ollie or something and make a perfect landing

"i pop it and BAM! i plant it, i plant it like a fucking apple tree"

plant it like a fucking apple tree by jacobthreethreethree March 16, 2009

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