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Plant Consciousness

The most speculative and hotly contested concept—the idea that plants might possess some form of subjective experience or sentience. This is not the scientific mainstream, but is explored in philosophy and some fringe science. It asks: If consciousness is an emergent property of complex information processing, could a neural-like network of vascular and chemical signaling give rise to a slow, green form of awareness? There's no empirical evidence for it as we understand consciousness, but it challenges our assumptions about which life can "feel."
Example: "After his meditation retreat, Chad claimed to have achieved unity with plant consciousness. 'They're always singing,' he said, 'a slow, chemical song of light and soil.' The botanist next to him replied, 'That's called photosynthesis and osmosis, Chad. And your foot is on the rosemary.'" Plant Consciousness
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Hard Problem of Plant Consciousness

The most speculative leap: the question of whether plants, with their integrated signaling and responsive behaviors, could have any form of subjective experience. Not thinking, but feeling—even if it's a slow, diffuse sensation of light, damage, or attraction. With no brain or nervous system, what would consciousness even be made of? It’s the ultimate challenge to our animal-centric view of sentience, pushing the boundaries of whether consciousness is a universal property of complex, self-sustaining systems or a unique trick of neural circuitry.
Example: "The mystic says the forest has a spirit. The scientist says it's a chemical network. The hard problem of plant consciousness is the unsettling void between: what if they're both right? What if that 'spirit' is a real, subjective experience, but one so alien and slow we could never recognize, let alone measure, it?"

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
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