A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones
When I get off work I alternate between running on the treadmill and weights at Planet Shitness
A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.
I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).