Plan F

this is the girl/guy that you call when you are drunk and horny. You wouldn't have sex with Plan F when you are sober, but you didnt pick up anyone at the bar and cant get ahold of anyone else. Plan F is the person that no matter what time it is, he/she will always let you come over and have your way with them.

GUY1: "Ahh man, I was so wasted last night."
GUY2: "Did you meet up with Kim?"
GUY1: "No, she fell asleep and I couldn't get ahold of any of my other booty calls, so I went to Plan F's house and woke her ass up."
GUY2: "Eww, damn you must have been desparate."

by silkysmooth85 September 21, 2009

plan flaw

A very powerful argument in policy debate, made famous by debater Warren Fasone in a round about democratization in the Middle East. If you know Warren, ask him about his super secret plan flaw files, he just might give them to you.

"You can't increase it because it doesn't exist. Plan flaw!"

by Sam Pilgrim July 6, 2012

open plan flange

A promiscuous female or whore.

I'm not saying that she's slept with a lot of men but she does have an open plan flange.

by tandylyons January 31, 2017

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by curseddefinitionmaker December 2, 2020

plan for the plan

business jargon that represents the fact that no one knows what the fuck they are doing

We can't commit to that yet, we need to develop a plan for the plan first.

by FlatGreenBall February 26, 2021

straight plan for the gay man

Opposite of queer eye for the straight guy

The Metrosexuals are taking over!

by Christina August 13, 2004

Straight Plan for the Gay Man

An American program on Comedy Central, this show is a spoof of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." It features four straight comedians (Curtis Gwynn, Billy Merritt, Kyle Grooms, Rob Riggle), who are known as the Flab Four. They make over a gay man on each episode so he can pass as straight.

The make-overs include lessons in poor manners, spartan home decorating, unfashionable wardrobes, and an overdeveloped ego to mask all personal failings. There were only three episodes.

In the three episodes of Straight Plan for the Gay Man, they made over a fashion salesman into a meatpacker (I-rony!), a yoga instructor into a jock, and an entertainer into a suave babe magnet.

by Lock Down April 12, 2008