Planker's Fatigue

The imminent drowsiness associated with a long planking session. The planking equivalent of mall fatigue.

After Jimmy and Billy had posted there over 100 planks on Facebook, both of them went to Billy's for a nap to settle their Planker's Fatigue.

Planker's Fatigue by gayplankingtoolbag October 6, 2011

Sax Player's Moustache

The obsolete name for the male facial hair feature formerly known as a Soul Patch or and now more properly called a Douche Tag.

It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.

"Dude! You ought to grow a sax player's moustache! Play up the beat poet thing." "No thanks, I tried it in high school when I believed I was going to grow up to be Charles Bukowski, turns out it does nothing to improve your brand with girls, it has no ability to increase your alcohol tolerance and it ups your chances of getting punched in the face by strangers like ten fold."

Sax Player's Moustache by Phineas T April 4, 2009

player's code 

12) Don't player hate, celebrate!
11) A player must be true to the game.
10) If she ain't down, she ain't worth it.
9) A true player always protects his investments.
8) If she ain't wearing a wedding ring, she's game. Until she says, "I do," she will!
7) If there's grass in that field, play ball.
6)Don't start shit. Finish it.
5)Don't be in it for the bling. Be in it for the Love!
4) Sometimes the best loving comes from the plainest packages.
3) Never pass on ass.
2) Don't get caught.
1) PLAYER'S DON'T FEEL! I player with feelings is like a redneck driving a Cadillac... it ain't happening!

Ultimately, you must play to be a player!

player's code by Bozz Hawg June 3, 2004

player's punch 

a drink, which is similar to a screwdriver, only vodka, orange juice topped off with cranberry juice, usually reserved for the true players in the club

last night Jeff and Jim bought Danielle her first player's punch. In the club, and let me say she was very greatful

player's punch by Jeff Dailey December 30, 2008

Rule 64 of the Player's Rulebook 

Rule 64 states that the act of "bragging" about female "conquests" is disallowed. This is due to the negative global image such a depravity places on the art, as well as the decrease in social worth for the individual as those who are extremely successful feel no need to broadcast the fact.

Joel: "Duuude, I got soo many bitches last night, call me Mr.Bitches"

Josh: "Im'a call you "Bitchy" if you don't shut up. Rule 64 of the Player's Rulebook. You obviously never get any. Bitchy"

Rule 64 of the Player's Rulebook by Endo/Shen October 28, 2010

plater's mouth 

the perfect mouth for a really decent blow job, usually voluptuous lips

" what lovely lips, a plater's mouth if ever I saw one"

plater's mouth by ninesheets November 9, 2009

player's pack 

A small amount of heroin meant to be sold, but instead is used by the 'dealer'.

Brian: Brother, I brought home a Player's Pack. I'm going to shine down.

or

Brian: I was robbed and stabbed, but they didn't take my Player's Pack.

player's pack by Exordium Originals September 21, 2014