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Pitty Titties 

Pitty Titties are from the words pitty and tittie combined. Together those words mean that your girl-friend or boy-friend has saggy titties.
holy piss man your girl has pitty titties.
Pitty Titties by Nateatlarge August 29, 2010

Pitty Titties 

When yo girl has sweaty boobs and they smell like body odor from your armpits.
Damn bro, I was hooking up with Michaela last night and started sucking on her titties and had to stop because she had Pitty Titties....she was pissed that I had to stop and told her to shower...i'm probably not getting laid for a while
Pitty Titties by uncle druuuu September 1, 2020

pity titties 

Breasts shown (in some occasions touched) because of pity for a person.
When Bob's dad died and he lost his job Lisa allowed him to touch her pity titties.
pity titties by Sarcalogos January 11, 2009

Pity titties 

Even though she hated him, she showed Chris her pity titties.
Pity titties by -dirtysox- January 10, 2009

Pity Titties 

Huge boobs on girls that are not pretty, don't have an ass, and are repulsive besides the fact that they have enormous tits. Gods way to give the ugly a chance at sex.
"Man that chick is so hideous, how did you ever manage to hit that?"
A: " She had the biggest pity titties I have ever seen, that's how."
Pity Titties by Was wasted October 10, 2011

Pity Titties 

The "boobs" that God gives to fat girls because he feels sorry for their morbid obesity.
Tracy: "Yeah, well at least I have bigger BOOBS than you!"

Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"
Pity Titties by eatthebaby September 16, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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