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Pissnuts 

Pissnuts is a condition that affects many men and is caused by an immensely small penis. During urination, the tiny penis does not extend far enough for urnine to travel over the balls, resulting in a nutsack drenched in urine. Men who suffer from pissnuts often sport a goatee, baseball cap, and eyeglasses.
Tim's wife ordered him to urinate outside, as his pissnuts had ruined the bathroom rugs and towel sets.
Pissnuts by manchild5116 March 4, 2011
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pissnuts 

Someone whos 'junk' is so small when he uses the bathroom he pisses on his nuts.
Whats up there pissnuts.
pissnuts by Das Reichs August 3, 2007
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Pissnuts 

Which one of y’all krap sissy’s fucked my sister
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Pissnuts by Mrbunz January 4, 2019

piss-nuts 

Someone who's penis is so small when he goes to the bathroom he pisses on his nuts.
piss-nuts by MykMan September 8, 2003

Piss Nuts 

A term for someone who's dick is so small they piss on thier nuts.
That Guy's junk is so small he's piss nuts.
Piss Nuts by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

ukrainian pissnut 

when you pee and nut and ukraine at the same time, also when you are a piss-nuts and are ukrainian
i had an ukrainian pissnut yesterday when masterbating
ukrainian pissnut by v[pizdek September 13, 2022
A pussy(kid) that has no nuts.
Steve Badame
pussnuts by Brad Moser January 26, 2003
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