Pissing like you hate porcelain
The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.
I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."
Pissing like you hate porcelain by THVVW October 6, 2011
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