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Piss Lock 

When you have been sat down for ages and really need to piss. If you get up, you will relieve pressure on your bladder causing you to wet yourself, but if you stay sat down you will eventually piss your pants anyway. This paradox is known as Piss Lock. There is no know solution that doesn't result in piss everywhere.

Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.
"Guys I can't get up I've got Piss Lock"
Piss Lock by DatJackieB November 18, 2019
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pisslocks 

Blonde or light dreads usually on stupid white boys.
Look at that pussy ass poser! Ive heard of shitlocks but pisslocks!
pisslocks by traveling bob August 15, 2006
Combination of piss and bollocks once uttered by yours truly after spilling coffee on myself like a twat. Decided it sounded good so now us it all the time when I make a cunt of myself.
"AHHH PISSOCKS! I spilt coffee on myself again ....."
pissocks by Stillwater blue March 4, 2010

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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