Piss locks

When you have a huge bush and pee and dont wipe and then walk around with a pissy bush.

Leah went to the bathroom and she couldnt afford toilet paper and now has piss locks .

by *matt man* January 8, 2017

Piss Lock

When you have been sat down for ages and really need to piss. If you get up, you will relieve pressure on your bladder causing you to wet yourself, but if you stay sat down you will eventually piss your pants anyway. This paradox is known as Piss Lock. There is no know solution that doesn't result in piss everywhere.

Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.

"Guys I can't get up I've got Piss Lock"

by DatJackieB November 18, 2019

pisslocks

Blonde or light dreads usually on stupid white boys.

Look at that pussy ass poser! Ive heard of shitlocks but pisslocks!

by traveling bob August 15, 2006

pissocks

Combination of piss and bollocks once uttered by yours truly after spilling coffee on myself like a twat. Decided it sounded good so now us it all the time when I make a cunt of myself.

"AHHH PISSOCKS! I spilt coffee on myself again ....."

by Stillwater blue March 4, 2010