Pink Swear 

A promise that is perfectly acceptable to break.

"I pink swear to never try Bud Light Golden Wheat."

Pink Swear by Hamuel Sanwich December 4, 2009

smear the pink 

To wipe with a gurgling, strained and pathetic force your penis head across a womans depressed vagina lips, there in lies the pinkedness, whilst looking her in the eyes in a non impressed manner and assuming she wants to sleep on the loveseat afterwards due to the fact you don't drive, cant get her home and sleep on a couch yourself.

Jeffrey likes to smear the pink in the living room nightly.

smear the pink by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012

Pinkyswear 

Pinkyswear is the act of taking the ultimate oath and showing your faith and committment by simply locking pinky's as a gesutre of good faith on a promise...

Thing One: "Nuh-huh dog...no way"
Thing Two: "Yes way homey"
Thing One: "Pinkyswear?"
Thing Two: "Okay...Pinkyswear"

Pinkyswear by Johnny Big Stick December 17, 2006

pinkEswear 

When you vow via email to keep a secret or a promise.

"I won't tell anyone that Kelley cheated on the scramble puzzle...I pinkEswear"

pinkEswear by Mike T.L.III January 9, 2009

pinkEswear 

When you vow via email to keep a secret or a promise.

"I won't tell anyone that Kelley cheated on the scramble puzzle...I pinkEswear"

pinkEswear by Mike T.L.III January 17, 2008