Teenage homosexuals who try to fit in with girls because they usually have a tiny pee-wee cannon. Also can be described as pussy middleschoolers who have been raped that don't have the testes to admit it.
Teddy hated his life so much, that he made girls give him a PinkMohawk to make him look cool over the internet. Teddy doesn't have any male friends anymore...
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"