pinch hitter

Someone who is asked to attend an event at the last minute, replacing an original participant that dropped out at the last minute.

Me: Cheryl, would you like to go to the opera tonight? Debbie couldn't make it.
Cheryl: Oh, so I'm your pinch hitter? Sure, I'll go.

pinch hitter by ChuckChaser69 May 17, 2008

Pinch Hitter

When a guy/girl cannot fuck the person s/he REALLY wants to fuck that night, they call in a pinch hitter.

"Bob was my pinch hitter last night because Adam wasn't answering his phone"

Pinch Hitter by Miss_lawn April 18, 2009

Pinch Hitter

Someone you have sex on the same night as had failed plans to have with another person.

Man, I was pissed when Tina said she couldn't go out tonight. Luckily I was able to talk Mary into being a Pinch Hitter.

Pinch Hitter by Bayushi_Koso September 10, 2011

pinch hitter

When your dominate masturbating hand is out of commission for some reason, you utilize your opposite hand to take care of business.

Fuck, how am I suppose to jack off with this cast on my hand. Guess ill have to bring in my pinch hitter.

pinch hitter by double AyeD July 28, 2010

Pinch Hitter

A piece used for smoking pot.

Brian: Hey, Bill.. Pass the pinch hitter
Bill: Suck dick and die, Brian

Pinch Hitter by Mrdumbbum October 30, 2014

pinch hitter

A pinch hitter is someone who hits people while they're pinching one off.

Pete was quietly pinching a loaf when a wiffle bat came over the divider and hit him in the back of the head.

It was Ignacio the infamous pinch hitter, whose maniacal laughter echoed around the washroom as he ran away.

pinch hitter by scodder May 22, 2010

Pinch hitter

Someone who bats above their average in relationships with the oposite sex.

Oh my god hes so ugly and old, but hes in a relationship with that hot, young woman. How is that possible?

Hes a pinch hitter!

Pinch hitter by Ol' Krissym March 5, 2010