Pillow God 

(Straight Male Only)

A vato that likes to get his meat sucked, slurped, gargle, tugged, twisted, and milked to completion/satisfaction. But doesn’t pay attention to the female needs because vatos don’t pay they collect homieeee.

Him: Bitch suck my dick im pillow god
Her: are gonna eat my pussy ?

Him: negative, I’m pillow God

Pillow God by SunkOne June 8, 2022

Gods Pillow

When the pubic hair above the genitals act as a pillow, silencing any skin to skin contact during sexual activity. It’s like a gift of god without the loud slapping sounds.

That gods pillow came in handy last night, her little brother was bunking above us, he didn’t suspect a thing.

Gods Pillow by Thighpeen1000 June 12, 2020

Pillowgeddon 

The utter destruction of a down pillow or pillows in a confined space, or the evidence thereof. Some pillow fights can result in pillowgeddon, but not all pillowgeddons are the result of a pillow fight.

I placed a beloved goose down bolster pillow handmade for my wife by her long dead aunt in the dryer. When I opened the dryer door after multiple drying cycles I was witness to pillowgeddon.

Pillowgeddon by Rob Dove July 12, 2011