Being fat. and remember, if you are skinny, you can still be fat... like cutting in line at mcdonald's just cause you are hungry and fat.... eating your food before you leave any drive-thru...un-buttoning your pants after a meal...asking for no ice in your drink at a restaraunt because ur fat and want more soda....accidently taking a big bite of ur finger instead of ur food...if people at a fast food restaraunt i.e. McDonald's know you by ur first name... now thats a Porker-Pig for you.
1. Wow, what a fuckin Porker-Pig, that guy asked for thick crust on his pizza.
2. KAREN is a Porker-Pig, she got mad cause i ate one of her fries.
3. a Porker-Pig can be someone who says, "oh no thank you im not that hungry"....(because they're cheap and fat) then 5 minutes later saying, "ok maybe just a little" but they end up eating the whole plate of tacos.
Right after you preform a Alabama Hot Pocket you have sex with the shit-in vagina. You vulgerley thrust your penis in your own shit while it is inside your partners Vagina.
Oh man that was a nice shit in your vagina, lets Porkey Pig it now!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.