Any man can give a pig and whistle but a real man receives a pig and whistle on the gaping asshole to make a noise like blowing on a bottle cap
by Espinola brothers March 09, 2019
From the German "Ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift" (=" I can't believe it"), which is often translated as a joke by the Germans into the wrong translation "I think my pig whistles". Mostly used by boomers.
Joachim: "I have explosive diarrhoea for the 17th day in a row."
Hans-Jörg: "I think my pig whistles!"
Hans-Jörg: "I think my pig whistles!"
by honkadorer69 July 04, 2022
by Horrence Bull July 16, 2013
The German version of oh my god but for when something unbelievable happens.
Not used much in modern Germany, probably because it sounds so ridiculous
Not used much in modern Germany, probably because it sounds so ridiculous
Person 1: The government has announced the existence of aliens!
Person 2: I think my pig is whistling!?!?
Person 2: I think my pig is whistling!?!?
by Chef_Bot August 05, 2023
Communication device (telephone and kiosk to send emails) that inmates use to contact their friends and family. This form of communication is always monitored and/or recorded.
This is also how an inmate requests to speak to investigators to begin snitching.
This is also how an inmate requests to speak to investigators to begin snitching.
Willie was crying last night, saying he can't handle being in jail. He's definitely gonna blow the pig whistle.
by Peebee Enjay September 03, 2020