Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS 

The 2nd most waste school in Markham (Bill Hogarth is #1). Its a mix of wannabe gangsters, ultimate nerds and then the lazy bunch who don't give a crap about school. legend has it that no matter which washroom you find yourself in, you will be subjected to the smell of weed or the fumes from a juul. the school is quite soft and contains very sensitive people.it has too many "quirky" females that say the shit from tik tok and too many nerdy guys. their music program is the main highlight of the school but honestly who the fuck plays music? the girls there kinda bad but 75% of the guys are deadass sus and waste. the caf got some fire ass giant cookies tho no cap

toronto wasteman: ay wagwan fam whats the most waste school in these ends bawtyboy

nerdy guy from Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS: oop- its definitely Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS poggers haha yeet

Toronto wasteman: yo ur acc sus get away from me

Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS by torontobawtyboi69 December 2, 2020

Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS 

Room 116 was da drop out room or boot leg jane and finch and da crossroads kids was basically uk wannabe thugs

theres another 116 kid beefing with a crossroad kid at Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS

Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS by 6manrapper January 20, 2023

Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS 

2022 update: Now the most waste highschool in markham (yea even Bill fucking Hogarth is better at this point). No more weed or juul smells in the washrooms anymore but the amount of midgets I see when I walk around the halls makes me feel like Im in a sweaty elementary school. Cafeterias closed so no more giant cookies, only option now is subway (but even those mfs bumping up the prices so shit i guess you can either starve or make your own). Our demographic is 70% quirky mfs regardless of gender/if they even have one (they/them people or the people who do the shit on tik tok), 25% wannabe hood mfs (like bro stop acting like you from jane and finch you live in a place where nothing goes on) and 5% of genuinely smart people who will actually make a difference in the world or will cry themselves to sleep after getting rejected by waterloo CS or mac health sci. PETHS music has seen it's downfall and even though they are nationally reputed, lemme tell ya, the music hallway stinks of expired food, spit and hyper ass band kids humping their instruments and screaming anime/gaming pc/pokimane simp lingo. The amount of wasteyutes has decreased by 25% but youll definitely run into em here and there. The girls there still bad but a few of em converting ( yk what I mean). All in All, take grade 12 physics if you need a reason to get no bitches

2 Years Later

Toronto Wasteman: Yo why tf you here bro you waste af, band kid lookin ass from Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS

Nerdy guy turned Toronto Bodmon: Boy shutcho ass up looking like creased black forces, yo face look like kevin durants feet without lotion

Toronto Wasteman: Oh shittt you aint a bawtyboy anymore? You done grown up cro

Toronto Bodmon: You look like the same generic black forces, bubble jacket perm ass wasteman fam. you tryna link this shordy at STC styll?

Toronto Wasteman: say less but dont tell the boidem I got bare loud on me dawg

Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS by torontobawtyboi69 May 12, 2022

Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS

2026 Update: Well guys, I took a quick visit. As a former student, I can say absolutely nothing has changed apart from teachers, posters, and students. As I am now an adult, I can no longer comment on the student body but I will say this school has produced either the biggest successes or biggest carjackers/plugs in the municipality. You get two spectrums, a Pierre Elliott Trudeau kid could be doing cancer research right now at McMaster or hitting a vape on a skateboard at Berczy Park. From what current kids tell me, the school became easy? I used to struggle to get 90s even at my peak with class medians in the 70s but gradeflation really hit this institution man. Apart from that, still band kids humping instruments, kids vaping in the washrooms, dudes beefing in the crossroads. As drake said on one of his albums, nothing was the same. Anyways, as you read this, please do consider yourself either blessed or cursed to study/have studied here, it truly was an experience indeed.

4 Years Later

Toronto Wasteman: Yo Toronto bodmon, ur tryna fawad over to markville?

Toronto Bodmon turned Waterloo CS graduate: I got a job at Microsoft man, I'm leaving this area.

Toronto Wasteman: Nize your beak ahlie cronem tweakin about getting a job styll

Waterloo CS graduate: I might've been a Toronto bodmon but deep down I was always a nerd from Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS, don't forget that.

Toronto Wasteman: mandem be going for jobs? i'll lowe it styll, take it easy my guy. You and yo band kid lookin ass

Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS by torontobawtyboi69 May 24, 2026