Piddly Winks 

Piddly Winks is a game where a button is dropped into a urinal and a competitor pees making the button go round in a circle. The winner is the person who gets the most rotations of the button.

Jim: "I had a game of Piddly Winks but only managed to get a score of 4!"

Bob: "That's nothing! My high score is 31!"

Piddly Winks by B0ttinat0r July 15, 2009

piddlywinks 

The act of making a piddle, also known as 'taking a leak', or 'unleashing the golden dragon'.

"Ah man! Too much soda!! Must make piddlywinks!"

piddlywinks by Zeromus-Prime October 23, 2007

Piddlywink 

A car with one headlight out. Often mistaken for bikes from far away on dark nights.

Better get that piddlywink fixed at JiffyLube!

Piddlywink by wanowa November 24, 2013

piddlywink 

A pidlywink is a little cute squimer at first but then turns uitno a shlong bot

"Awww look at the little piddlywink i just wanna squeeze its head until its bowels empty and i rip out its intsetines and reverse sidewinder the piddlywink out of it."

piddlywink by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011

piddlywink 

basically your penis.

"braydon had a big piddlywink"

piddlywink by braydonut April 5, 2015

Piddlywinkle 

Someone who disrespects Brits and makes fun of their accent

Girl: Did you hear Sarah making fun of Max's British accent?
Boy: Yeah, she's such a (piddlywinkle)

Piddlywinkle by EudBeau March 10, 2022