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Pickled cum 

Pickled cum : valuable cum from da pickle sealed in piss jar a very sought after item with a msrp of 1738$ a atom. Made in a process of putting pickles in a jar of piss for 24hr then busting a fat slugger in dat hoe nigga tf you thought this shit was hard nah you dumb penis jeans bitch dumb stupid retarded nomadic nimrod
BITCH NIGGA 1: yo dog I can get some pickled cum?

BITCH ASS NIGGA 2: only a spoon full

HOE ASS BITCH NIGGA 1: fuck you piss magnet fucking pussy nigga I should kill yo dumb ass I payed for your nuts nigga smoke head
Pickled cum by Cock k May 7, 2020

Pickle Cum Fuck

When a guy cums on a Pickle and shoves it up a girl's pussy
"I Pickle cum fucked a girl last night,then i made her eat it the pickle when i was done cramming it up her pussy"

pickle cum 

when a girl uses a pickle as a vibrator/dildo and it burns through the pickle
pickle cum by mrpickle123 October 20, 2020

cum pickle 

when someone you are sexually attracted to makes you cum but you also find yourself pickle
"bro you make me cum pickle" "bro omg thats so hot:
cum pickle by inoxske November 5, 2021

Picklecumber 

The ring of flesh under the head of a circumcised penis.
My picklecumber is itchy today!
Picklecumber by Spoondaloon March 21, 2022

Picklecumber 

Premature pickles. Sliced cucumbers that are left in white vinegar and salt within your fridge for only a day or two
We brought a bowl of picklecumbers to the picnic
Picklecumber by 18y/oMom September 12, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026