A 'Pikamee' is an absolutely wonderful, entertaining, and Reeces-addicted individual who generally lacks any semblance of financial wherewithal. Defined by high-pitched shrieks, yellow hair, and the constant use of "DAYO," a Pikamee is a bright and energetic personality, totally engaged with the vast and highly seiso trappings of the internet. Although frequently the target of parasocial relationships, all engagement with Pikamee, is whether stated or unstated--completely and utterly platonic as the best of completely, non-romantically-interested, friends.
The combination of the saying "in a pickle" and predicament. Both have the same definition basically, but the combination of the two sounded funny and is fun to say. Thus, A Picklement is a situation that is difficult and/or unpleasant to be in.
Dude #1: "Man, my Mom asked me about the pipe in my room...thanks to my brother"
Dude #2: "Yeesh, sounds like you're in one hell of a Picklement!"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"