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pissing myself 

What i did when the homie fucked me in the ass
Yo i pissing myself today
Ok
pissing myself by IchigosPinkyToe January 19, 2020
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Pissing myself 

What you do when you dont want to wear diaper you be pissing yourself
Yo mate i was pissing myselfin bed then my girl noticed and she left me
Pissing myself by IchigosPinkyToe January 19, 2020

pissing myself 

pissing myself is another slang for making lemonade, sometimes u can add diffrent colors to make it red 🤷🏽
"im pissing myself, want some?"
"yes! ill take it will ice too"
pissing myself by dprtae1 May 20, 2022

pissing myself laughing 

laughing a lot within oneself, or with mates on something seriously funny
He walked into the office in red trousers n with half mustache, he looked so funny that I was pissing myself laughing.
pissing myself laughing by vazmataz February 18, 2014

pissing myself crying

pissing myself crying can be defined as crying so much you piss yourself.
"I'll be pissing myself crying if my husky dies"
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