Phyllis Factor

To gauge your level of bed-head in the morning by comparing it to Phyllis Diller's hair.

"Daisy, what's your Phyllis factor looking like today? Please advise."
"Morning Denny, my Phyllis factor is at an all time high and you really butter my croissant " * sent with winky guy and 2 heart eyes guy.

by Daisy Delfrega May 29, 2018