1 definition by Werthers are 'Topps'

Nonsense word used generally by mentally incompetant old bastards.
More prominantly used by people who lack control over their bladder / bowl actions and/or balding reclusive type figures
Oh PHUD!, i have just pissed meself and me witout my sack on too.

Oh, no, just becuse my hair resembles wheatabix, you cant blame me for that 'spliilage' on the floor you phud!
by Werthers are 'Topps' February 9, 2004
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