Phorts

Long shorts that could be considered pants by the casual observer.

That guy has great style sporting his phorts.

by Jonny Tropics June 16, 2023

Portsmouth Tugboat

While performing oral sex on a woman, the person going-down blows in her vagina filling it with air. They then squeeze the sides slightly so as to only let a little air escape at a time, thereby causing a sound not unlike a Portsmouth Tugboat.

Jody gave the lass a Portsmouth Tugboat and she was his forever.

by Jody South April 19, 2016

portsmouth’s biggest slag

genuinely just the biggest slag in the general portsmouth population

oh yeah that meg girl, she’s portsmouth’s biggest slag

by immyyyyyyyyy February 26, 2021

ports

short for the ciggarette New Ports

common dawg, lemme bum a port from ya..

by Brian September 13, 2004

Portside Christian College

A place full of normies and wannabe gangsters or "rappers" who listen to and enjoy mumble rap such as Lil Pump or 6ix9ine and spend their weekends asking people to meet them somewhere on their Instagram or Snapchat stories.

Me: This girl said she's at West Lakes on her story. Wanna hang out with her?
Mate: On her Snapchat story? She must go to Portside Christian College.

Random guy: ESKETIT! Lil Pump is the best.
Me: You must go to Portside Christian College since you lack any understanding of good music genres.

by TheWisestOfThemAll October 22, 2018

Perth and Portsmouth

An affliction of the stomach normally caused by the eating of dodgy kebabs and the like, causing simultaneous sickness and diarrhea.

The location of projectiles from the human body mirroring the locations of aforementioned towns on a UK map.

Erik "What was wrong with you yesterday"

Norman "I had a dodgy takeaway on Sunday which din't half give me some jip the following morning"

Erik "oh Aye, how bad was it"

Norman "It wasn't good, it was Perth and Portsmouth"

by RsRik April 19, 2011

Portsmouth high school

A messed up Town sitting on the coast of New Hampshire where many kids turn into drug addicts and gangsters. Many of the students at PHS (Portsmouth high school) enjoy acting as if they are gangsters and they claim that they are from the "streets" or the "hood". A common practice at the school is stealing and clogging the toilets, so bad that the non English speaking janitors have to grab the large clump toilet paper with their hand. Much of the town is upper class and enjoys a good lifestyle until some of the "gangs" try to do some OG hood rat stuff while in downtown Portsmouth. Much of the adults scattered in this town are hipsters and they enjoy dying their hair many different colors and they also enjoy piercing different points on their body's. Drug sale is a common practice at the school or as soon as the day ends many kids get the need to smoke while sitting in the parking lot on school property where everyone can see, I personally think they do it to show how "BAD" they are or want to become because they claim to be from the trap which would indicate they are currently living in Gosling Meadows. Another group to join is OCB which stands for "off campus blunts" where you try to get as messed up as you can during their time off for lunch. All in all the town of Portsmouth NH and the PHS is filled with mostly weird looking messed up kids that need to understand they aren't from the trap or the hood.

I hate spending my day at portsmouth high school.

by The Answer May 25, 2014