Phone Poling

To speak on a phone, text message, or converse in some electronic manner while relieving one's bowels.

Hey Christ, this is me phone poling, THIS IS ME PHONE POLING!!!

by Jose99 February 1, 2007

running into phone pole

This is what happens when you are running and you don't look out ahead, then you run into a damn phone pole, punch it with a fist, and fall on your behind!

Steve was running fast, until all of a sudden when he went running into phone pole!

by LongDistanceRunner October 11, 2009