Phlegm Job

The act of performing fellatio on your partner whilst being sick, likely with bronchial sputum which assists in lubrication.

“Neither of us wanted to slam, so we opted for a phlegm job instead.”

by Barkingpenguin November 13, 2022

phlemjob

To lubricate a penis with phlem instead of spit for the typical blowjob.

Lisa had a huge set of tits and I wanted to stare at them while she gave me a B.J. I didnt know she had COPD, she hawked a loogie on my shaft. It was strangely satisfying. Best and first phlemjob ever!

by Mr. Nate February 23, 2015