Phisses 

Phisses is when you take urine + manure and mix it together to create a disgusting catastrophe.

When I was drunk, for some reason I pooped + pissed in a cup and mixed it together to create phisses.

Phisses by Secret Person 2007 February 7, 2023

pisses me 

When you're too lazy to say three words, you just say "pisses me" instead of "pisses me off."

"Dude, when people don't go the speed limit, that really pisses me."

pisses me by stephaynee March 11, 2014

5 minute pisses 

This phrase means much the same as coffee penus, but can be used by both males and females (since all females except for perhaps late pre-op transsexuals do not have dicks).

{Jesús}: Cummon Horhay, let's get going!
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.

5 minute pisses by Telephony May 18, 2014

Pisses my jorts 

An alternative to that grinds my gears. Which is used to describe something that makes you a bit mad or aggravate

Hey did you see how it the video kept pausing?

Yeah. Yknow what, that really pisses my jorts!

Pisses my jorts by Anonymous gay June 5, 2018

squid pisses 

the urban dictionary mods that won't accept my new, and better definition for Javier. he's a god and you're all too coward to admit it.

the mods are fucking squid pisses

squid pisses by ooga booga kachigga July 3, 2018

Whatever pisses your instrument. 

A variant of the term 'Whatever floats your boat'.
'Whatever piddles your fiddle' = 'Whatever pisses your instrument'

Jade and David are deep into conversation:

Jade: No, I don't want more kids!

David: Well, Whatever pisses your instrument.

Jade: .. What?

David: You heard me.

Jade: .. You be cray cray.

Whatever pisses your instrument. by I Can Ride A Mastodon March 13, 2010

Phissed

When you are a moron and somehow think you are signing into your myspace and give out your username and password. Then a company now has your info and posts bulletins about ringtones and free PS3's and other shit. Often times the person has no idea that they got phissed.

"Tom is driving my crazy cuz he got phissed and he keeps posting SPAM bulletins."

Phissed by bRock solid December 14, 2008