Philechar 

Somebody Wonderful And Beautiful Inside And Out. A Definite Keeper. The Love Of My Life. Somebody Who Is Extremely Sexy. The Reason Why I Wake Up In The Morning. The Warm Tingly Sensation In My Heart. A Masterpiece. An Insperation. Love. Kindness. Sexuality. Beauty. Individuality. Unique. And Somebody Who You Will Love Forever.. Infinity And Beyond

Jack: When I Grow Up I Want To Marry Somebody Like Philechar

-Or-

Zach: Damn Girl Your Body Reminds Me Of Philechar... Scrumptious

Philechar by Phillie-Lover June 11, 2011

Philhardy 

Often Spoke of in the North west (mainly Stockport) as an urban legend there is infact a rare breed of these creatures known collectivley as Philhardy's. pronounced "FILL-ARE-DEE"

Similar to a ‘uncle knobhead’ but more of a sex pest borderline rapist.

Over the hill, top man styled wanna be player who slings bad one liners down the park after hours in attempt to pic up teenage girls.

Can be found hanging around off licences offering to buy under age kids alcohol and fags in attempt tag along down the youth club or park bench.

A "PhilHardy" will normally have a 9-5 day time job e.g in an office but nine out of 10 "Philhardy's" will moonlight as male prostitutes hanging round the back streets of Stockport offering their "Crafty Butcher" services in return for slices of smoked ham and cans of fizzy pop.

John - ‘Hey Lee what’s with the "Philhardy" following us down the skate park?’
Lee- ‘ dunno, he’s just bough Jason some tabs, Chinzano and a big tub of vaseline'

Philhardy by NorthWestMythBuster July 26, 2012

philecia 

A hot af girl that don’t play games and let other bring her down she is very smart and has had a tough past but has high goals for the future and has her heart set on one guy

Philecia has a bad attitude but a good heart

philecia by Donkey cow March 23, 2021

Phlacharkick 

(transitive verb) - When something so incredibly beyond words happens, that one cannot fathom nor elaborate on any logical reason; an astounding anomaly.
|fluh 'kär kik|

Johnny felt phlacharkick as he watched a gorgeous woman grind on his large friend Sam; Sam realized the moment to be phlacharkick, so he embraced his chance and didn't question her reasoning.

Phlacharkick by Andy & Andrew January 31, 2008

pilchard 

A fish, often tinned and doused in lashings of tomato sauce.

In human form: a pilchard is a no good, manipulating git who slimes into your life without warning, often in an underhand and devious manner. The pilchard, or pilch, (if you will) will take you for all you are worth, sucking you dry of emotion, money and soul. They have a distinctive look (like Eddie Windass off Coronation Street) but this may be overlooked due to their uncanny ability to fit in and mingle with the everyday folk and ultimately defecate on the lives of all they come into contact with.

That Phil is such a pilchard, he lived off me for a year and even got his mum to re-mortgage her house so he could spend it on Richmond Superkings and Joop. Next time I see him I'm going to marinate him in tomato sauce!

pilchard by loufoo April 28, 2011

palecharlaphobia 

a fear of c throwing up or fainting

i have palecharlaphobia

palecharlaphobia by palecharlaphobia January 14, 2023

pilchard 

Idiot, fool, incompetent. A general all-purpose name to call people. Good when you are losing an argument, it can even combat mother-calling.

Guy 1 "Yeah but your mum's a slag"
Guy 2 "Shut it you PILCHARD"

pilchard by hypnoticme February 19, 2005