crotch pheasants

noun (plural), colloquialism: crab lice, pubic lice

"I'd stay away from that chick, bro. I hear she's got crotch pheasants."

by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009

wank pheasant

A olde British insult, for a useless and lame person

Roman Reigns is a wank pheasant

by E211 April 5, 2016

pheasant egg

When your roommate pulls one ball from under his shorts to expose himself and says "Do you like my pheasant egg?"

Could also be used when a male wears loose fitting shorts with no underwear on and a nut falls out, exposing his pheasant egg.

Do you like my pheasant egg?

Look at that nasty pheasant egg hanging out that fat guys shorts...

by jcmbuckeye October 1, 2012

pheasant plucker

A song involving a tongue twister.

John:
Person1: I bet you can't say this.
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
I am only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.

Person2:
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant fucker's son.
I am only fucking pheasants 'till the peasant fucker comes.

by bilbo_9923 September 17, 2010

crotch pheasant

A person who incessantly stares at another's crotch, or seems generally obsessed with crotch.

"Stop staring at my crotch you A-grade crotch pheasant!"

by Taffeta November 23, 2005

Pheasant Musket

When a guy is t bagging a girl and farts in her face. It's name is given because of the sound it makes; the combo between the slapping of the balls and the fart itself. It sounds like a musket.

A guy gave his girlfriend an unexpected pheasant musket which made her mad which caused her to leave.

by The Steeler October 6, 2009

pheasant plucking

Think about it!
If you don't get it, how old are you? do your parents know that you're on this site?

"Yeah, me and Racheal went into that farmyard shed and did some Pheasant Plucking"!

by D Mob January 23, 2005