The phantom nut is derived from banging a chick in the ass and faking the most extreme orgasm. During the fake, you spit a loogie on her back, hence "fantom nut". the female then thinks You are done. When she turns around to kiss you, the phantom nut appears. the assailant Yells and spooges in her eye.
by sqwiggy February 15, 2007
the act of telling your partner your gonna cum, and then spitting on your partners back, and as they turn around blowing your load in there eyes, blinding them and taking off into the night.
1. Last night i met some whore at the bar and then gave her a phantom nut and made off with her car.
2. Who knows, what fear lurks in the heart of women, only the Phantom Nut knows.
2. Who knows, what fear lurks in the heart of women, only the Phantom Nut knows.
by blueberry bandit March 4, 2006
1) False sensation of thinking you're gonna produce and show out but fail in the most crucial moments.
2) when there's hype and build up that results in empty promises
2) when there's hype and build up that results in empty promises
by Ba1man3 March 15, 2020
When either fucking a chick raw or protected after consuming alcohol, you have the sensation and belief that you busted nut but your not sure. All side effects of busting a load applies ( increase in sensitivity and decrease in the erection.)
Mike fucked his old fuckbuddy after a night of drinking, he then takes the condom off mid session due to lack of sensitivity. Recieved head, then proceeded to raw dog Janet until he had a Phantom Nut to where he kept fucking with the uncertainty of cumming just to eventually lose the erection with a huge increase in sensitivity.
by Rowdorr August 15, 2016
When a man with only one nut has such a good fucking that it feels like his missing nut is there again. A phantom nut is usually identified as pain in the area of where that nut used to be.
by Halfaman December 8, 2009
For many years after that voracious squirrel chewed his left testicle off, Matt frequently had to check into the ER because of his phantom nut syndrome
by Hungry Squirrel October 9, 2008
A condition where a man with only one testicle has such intense sexual intercourse he feels as if his testicle was still there. The condition only lasts for minutes afterwords and has been reported to effect both hetero and homosexuals.
She gave me Phantom Nut syndrome last night. It's almost like it came back just so i could get the most out of sex.
by Halfaman December 19, 2009