Phantom finger
When In a pitch black room with a woman, you proceed secretly shove a finger in the woman’s vagina and in a low ouch voice say “phantom finger”
Phantom finger by B3rry McC0ckiner April 18, 2022
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phantom fingers
When you've typed your password on your keyboard countless times so that your not paying attention and it's in your muscle memory, that's phantom fingers.
When you've done your locker combination so many times that youre not entirely sure what the combination is but you know how your hand moves that's phantom fingers.
When you've done your locker combination so many times that youre not entirely sure what the combination is but you know how your hand moves that's phantom fingers.
Kid A: "So how did your date go with Lisa?"
Kid B: "It was fine. I fingered her, but i've done it so many times I've just got phantom fingers for her man."
Kid A: "...I could do it for you..."
Kid B: "It was fine. I fingered her, but i've done it so many times I've just got phantom fingers for her man."
Kid A: "...I could do it for you..."
phantom fingers by bangbang973 December 21, 2010
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phantom fingered
When a man in a sitting position farts and it travels forward tickling the taint and balls on its quest for freedom
phantom fingered by 5753:78((8 March 2, 2016
phantomfinger
the act of inserting ones middle finger into the anus of a female while she and another man are engauged in intercourse in a lake.
phantomfinger by sasquatchdu May 8, 2003
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