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phantom fingers 

When you've typed your password on your keyboard countless times so that your not paying attention and it's in your muscle memory, that's phantom fingers.
When you've done your locker combination so many times that youre not entirely sure what the combination is but you know how your hand moves that's phantom fingers.
Kid A: "So how did your date go with Lisa?"

Kid B: "It was fine. I fingered her, but i've done it so many times I've just got phantom fingers for her man."

Kid A: "...I could do it for you..."
phantom fingers by bangbang973 December 21, 2010

phantom fingered

When a man in a sitting position farts and it travels forward tickling the taint and balls on its quest for freedom
Dude I got phantom fingered at the movies last night
phantom fingered by 5753:78((8 March 2, 2016

phantomfinger 

the act of inserting ones middle finger into the anus of a female while she and another man are engauged in intercourse in a lake.
Arkady gave her the phantom finger last night at the lake.