"Hey, Bob. Quit picking your ass."
"I know, right? I'm going commando but I can't shake this feeling..."
"What feeling, man?"
"That someone, somewhere, is about to come up behind me and pull my shorts up over my head."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I saw Nick chatting up your woman."
Phantom Wedgie
"I know, right? I'm going commando but I can't shake this feeling..."
"What feeling, man?"
"That someone, somewhere, is about to come up behind me and pull my shorts up over my head."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I saw Nick chatting up your woman."
Phantom Wedgie
by The Fresh Maker April 13, 2013