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Phantom Car 

This isn’t really I word but more of a term. So phantom car is when you are walking across the street and you hear a car but there is no car. There is science behind it, which is what you’re really hearing is cars passing by on a neighboring street. Also it can be more than a car you’re hearing it might be a motorcycle, but the term is phantom car.
For example say you are walking with someone and you start to cross the street, the person you’re walking with is concerned because they “hear a car” what you will tell them is it is just phantom car.
Phantom Car by Mickey Mouse <3 April 16, 2022
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Phantom Car 

This really isn’t a word but more of a term. So when you are walking across the street and you hear a car but there is no car that’s what I call phantom car. The real science behind the term is your hearing cars on a different street go by.
For example say you’re walking with friends or family and you start walking across, but whoever you’re walking with is concerned because they “hear a car” you can just tell them it is phantom car.
Phantom Car by Mickey Mouse <3 April 16, 2022

Phantom carrot 

The feeling that your carrot is still there when its really gone.
Wife: Honey, do we have any carrots?

Husband: Yes, I think there is one left in the fridge.

Wife: I can't find it.

Husband: Oh, we must be out, then.

Wife: Sounds like you have a bad case of phantom carrot.
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phantom career pain

Medical term-like: "phantom limb pain" that occures when you still feel pain in an arm or leg that has been amputated- happens when your career has been chopped off.
I developed "phantom career pain" after I got pink slipped.
phantom career pain by DrM714 July 10, 2009

phantom carrot 

there is no destination, only the pursuit of it.
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phantom carrot by twirledview November 12, 2012

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phantomcrap 

After taking a massive dump, when looking in the toilet to marvel at your handiwork and find ... nothing!
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phantomcrap by Lovekraft January 16, 2009
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