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The gathering of men who intend to participate in activity where they must present their phallus in order to determine the leader or alpha male of the group. This gathering is restricted to men who are without a companion and everyone who is participating may not be accompanied by anyone of the opposite sex. The male who presents the largest phallus will be appointed as the leader of the group.
In order to show my complete dominance, we'll have to meet in a disclosed location and begin phalahstagastix.
by Joji Phalahstagastix June 04, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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