pewfy 

A plump hispanic guy who really enjoys cbt. Will get very upset if you mention Elden Ring. Is mostly braindead, but still alive. Has some friends, but still continues to do things on his own.

Where's Pewfy? I need to show him a meme.

pewfy by Slenderman0614 December 31, 2020

perfy

perfect + pretty

Mom, you're perfy.

That soda is perfy.

perfy by lowcarbguy July 1, 2021

pewwy 

A person who tries hard, but constantly fails. This person tries his best and copes with the rest. However, the "rest" usually involves failure, disaster, and incompetence. Nevertheless, a pewwy keeps on keepin' on and is always eager and supportive supportive. A pewwy is the quintessential supportive, hard working teammate. Unfortunately, he just sucks at playing.

Example1:
announcer1: michelle swings hard and hits a huge pop up to the second basemen. she sprints around the bases and makes hustles all the way to third before the ball is caught. why is she doing that?

announcer2: she is just being a pewwy!

Example2:

Jordan: mikey is playing laser tag. He is army-crawling, hurdling barriers, and diving away from sentinels. However he keeps getting shot and is in last place.

Tuck: haha what a perry! poor guy.

pewwy by golden snitch July 15, 2009

peffy

When fruit is dryish.

Tomatoes purchased out of season in January are considered peffy.

peffy by Louise Mandrell July 19, 2006

Pelfy 

Pussy Selfie
For the purposes of Sexting

Please send me a pelfy

Pelfy by Loslyf May 1, 2016

pewny 

Small. Tiny. Miniscule.

He was shocked at how pewny his dick appeared right before is was consumed by the BBW's meat cave. Like a baby's dick.

pewny by DickJoke November 19, 2015

pewpy 

feces in a place that it clearly doesn't belong (i.e. ceiling fan, shirt pocket, your grandfather's favorite coffee mug).

(noun)Ex.2: Why the hell is there pewpy on the walls of the women's bathroom?

(noun)Ex.1: Keep fuckin with me, and when you wake up in the morning; bam! fuckin pewpy all in your cereal boxes.

(verb): Wait until she finds out i pewpied in her winter coat's pocket!

pewpy by Ginzso August 16, 2008