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A portmanteau of perpetual and newbie meaning a perpetual noob. A person who despite months and years of doing something is still completely incompetent. Also, Poob, P-nubs, etc...
Man: He's been all over the world, danced at dozens of festivals, and still sucks like a mother fucker. What a pewb.

Woman: P-nubs fo' realz.
Pewb by Xandering April 4, 2011
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The parallel energy window banks

Is a company pewb will also means when you are a professional at a certain subject
You are Pewb bro
Have you visited pewb yet!
Pewb by Euudhcffu July 14, 2018
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Noun
Acronym for:
Privileged
Entitled
White
Boy
Brian punched a hole in the wall when he found out his grandfather cut his inheritance by 500k. He's such a pewb!
Pewb by Engrish N3rd October 27, 2023
lol @ her bushy pewbs
A pewbie is a fan of Pewdiepie that thinks every other let's-play videos of games he had played are copied and unoriginal. Pewbies go around youtube ranting about how videos copied Pewdiepie and flags the video for copyright infringing even though Pewdiepie doesn't own any game. Pewbies are what make most of the Pewdiepie fan-base.
*These are actual comments from a video*

Pewbie1: Copy cat pewdiepie is better than u

Pewbie2: pewdiepie is better than him! i love pewdie, i would......cut myself for pewdiepie, i have pictures of him everwhere.... he's my boyfriend <3 he is deffinitaly better, HE DID SLENDER FIRST TAKE IT DOWN TAKE YOUR VIDEO DOWN TOBY YOU GAY FAG PEWDIE WILL BE BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU ALL OF YOU i love pewdie he's betteer he is the hottest and most awesomest person one day we will rule together..... <3
Pewbie by WhiteCow August 26, 2012
Genital wart puss that seeps into the pubic hair and creates a glowing aura around the genitalia
Shawn licked the pewbo out of Harmony last night.
Pewbo by urbantwisticle August 29, 2012
Pubic-like hair on the breast or around the nipple and areola.
Donald: "Look at these pewbz around my nipple!"
Clay: "Oh god, those look Bounty-soft."
pewbz by Elonen November 5, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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