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Pettyfest 

A satirical edit of a Sinfest strip, used to highlight the simplemindeness and hypocrisy of the author
"Did you see AdmiralTigelle's latest Pettyfest Strip? It's hilarious!"
Pettyfest by Ankala November 15, 2019

sphere of prettiness 

Someone that's so pretty they can get anyone to do something for them.
He was caught in her sphere of prettiness so her bought her a coffee.
sphere of prettiness by PrettyMark August 19, 2017

pettiness 

Being full with petty in other words making a little thing a big deal
She is full with pettiness that wasn't even a big deal
pettiness by Fvckjay May 21, 2016

petiteness

Slang term for a tiny girl, petite girl, with more affection.
Petiteness but that ass fat.

- Biggie
petiteness by badsanta July 22, 2005

pettinessity 

Upper Echelon Pettiness. The necessity for pettiness. Like being initiated into a secret society of extreme petty behavior.
Like if someone stepped on someone's shoe and they burned their house down for it. "That's some pettinessity if ever I saw it."

Tupac and Biggie's deaths were unfortunate and unnecessary events that were lead to by pettinessity from anonymous parties.

"I think that musician may have been iniatiated into some kind of pettinessity. Did you see their new music video? There was all kinds of esoteric petty symbology."
pettinessity by Pettiest Petty June 28, 2017

Peayness 

Having pride for Austin Peay State University.
I'm an alumnus of Austin Peay. Look at my Peayness!
Peayness by Themeach80 April 20, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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