petryga 

A fat ass that gives birth to small hams

Claims to be a math teacher but is only here for the food

I tried to punch her but her belly made me lunch myself

You know what causes earthquakes? Marelli and petryga having gay anal sex

Man1: your dads gay
Man2: your moms lesbian

Man1:your nanny tranny

Man2:your family tree LGBT
Man1:your grandpap a trap
Man3:petryga one fat nigga

petryga by Billnyemymomsnotaguyshesaplane May 18, 2018

Petrogasm 

1. v To review a wine using an image.
2. n The act of reviewing a wine using an image.
3. n Chateau Petrogasm, the imaginary/virtual location where this type of wine-reviewing takes place: www.chateaupetrogasm.com. The owners of this Chateau are Benjamin Saltzman and Andrew Stuart.

Etymology: Derived from the names of world's finest food and wine, "Petrossian" the ultimate producer of caviar and "Petrus" the extremely expensive wine from Pomerol in Bordeaux, France. The stem is then combined with "orgasm" from the French "orgasme," from Greek "orgasmos" "excitement, swelling," from "organ" "be in heat, become ripe for," literally "to swell, be excited," related to orge "impulse, excitement, anger" (www.etymonline.com).

"I am going to taste this 1999 Meo Camuzet Clos Vougeot and then petrogasm."
"Let's have a petrogasm after dinner."
"If you are free, please join me tonight at Chateau Petrogasm."

Petrogasm by Benjamin Saltzman August 25, 2007