2 definitions by Billnyemymomsnotaguyshesaplane

A fat ass that gives birth to small hams

Claims to be a math teacher but is only here for the food

I tried to punch her but her belly made me lunch myself

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Man1: your dads gay
Man2: your moms lesbian

Man1:your nanny tranny

Man2:your family tree LGBT
Man1:your grandpap a trap
Man3:petryga one fat nigga
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