petrified wood 

a boner or erection lasting for many hours

Lauren throught it was strange that Stephen's petrified wood wasn't going away.

petrified wood by k blau July 23, 2006

Petrified Wood 

When a old man takes too much viagra and his boner gets stuck forever, causing an awkward funeral.

Hugh Hefner had taken too many boner pills and had to have surgery because of Petrified Wood.

Petrified Wood by garuru0 December 27, 2009

Petrified Wood 

a.k.a. erectile dysfunction. When a chub is too frightened (petrified) to cum out.

Vajona Jackson was ready for a hot night of boner-rockin' but her man's unit was too scared to go into the dark. Therefore, his petrified wood "layed" low, unable to rise and shine.

Petrified Wood by vajona jackson-hewitt August 22, 2011

petrified wood/rock 

Petrified wood (from the Greek root petro meaning "rock" or "stone"; literally "wood turned into stone") is the name given to a special type of fossilized remains of terrestrial vegetation.

Have you seen any petrified wood/rock? I can't find it anywhere!

petrified wood/rock by sootymaisie123 March 8, 2015