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peter gazer

generally whilst your urinating in a public bathroom at a urinal stall with men doing the same or in the showers of a gym/P.E. classes... basically any point in time you may be "exposed" in the company of several men familiar or otherwise unfamiliar; you catch a man looking at your privates a little to long to be a casual glance... you actually see a twinkle in his eyes and perhaps a smirking grin and possibly licking of his lips and your getting a creepy feeling and it's making you uncomfortable and even irritable... "penis watcher" lol... "sharky"
oh man, that buy was funny... i caught him checking out my package :) LOL that dude was straight "peter gazing" i think his new name should be "PETER GAZER" or perhaps we just nick name him "sharky" i mean you would think he was the "shower monitor"
peter gazer by eighty-six December 26, 2008
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peter gazer

When someone purposely or accidently looks down at your mid-section while your in the bathroom, in the locker room, or any other time your wanger is exposed.
Hey look coach is in the locker room again, "Peter gazer, peter gazer!!"
peter gazer by CSells March 19, 2004

Peter-Gazer 

a peter-gazer is someone who peter gazes (goes out of their way to look at other Men’s genitalia) in a public bathrooms, restrooms, locker rooms. Other men perceive this as gay and weird.
When someone purposely or accidentally looks down at your mid-section while you’re in the bathroom, in the locker room, or any other time your peter whacker is exposed.
Hey look Ak is peter-gazing in the locker room again, "Peter-Gazer, Peter-Gazer!!
Peter-Gazer by Diddyler09 October 21, 2024

Peter Packing Peter Gazer 

A man who tries to have sex with other men in the urinals of public bathrooms
Lawrie: I was in the toilet and this man started smiling at me after he gazed at my pipe
Professor V: Watch out because he is a Peter Packing Peter Gazer, a dude who loves ramming other dudes after looking at their spears
Lawrie: Let's get the hell out of this area please
Professor V: Yeah, there are too many Gazing Packers out there

petergazer 

the fag next to you who tries to look at your unit while taking a pis
you like what you see you peter gazing fag
petergazer by Nick a bitch January 14, 2004

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026