v. To exaust

n. 1. A name

2. a penis
Michelle: Damn. Peter's peter petered me last night.
by ghks1117 September 23, 2009
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A complete hottie who all girls want to fuck. He has the largest cock. All the girls want him in bed with them.
Peter is so hot, and he's amazing in bed too!
by I AM VISA April 17, 2010
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(n.)

The male sex appendage; penis
Often used in close proximity to the word "centimeter."
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, when referring to the size of his peter, said "I guarantee you there's no problem."

Hey Eric, Angie was telling me the other day that you have a centimeter peter.
by jozer0 March 10, 2016
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Peters are typically the memelords. They'll be the ones sitting in the back of the class making dick jokes and teasing people. They're funny as hell but can also be complete jerks sometimes. Regardless, as long as you treat them nicely they'll be one of the most chill friends you've got.
Friend: "Yo, have you talked to Peter lately?"
Me: "Yeah bro, he was sitting in class making fun of everyone like usual."
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Peter is the nicest guy in the world. He's shy, sweet, and smart. He's the kind of guy you fall hard for when you least expect it. He is often overlooked because he's extremely nerdy and a TOTAL weeb. He's also surprisingly jacked, although he can't always hide his hot, veiny arms.
His jokes will have you doubled over and his smile will have you on your knees.
He's literally a textbook teenage dream.
"I wish I could find a Peter"
by cutelittlefatty June 29, 2022
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That nig that always buys you drinks and shit and doesn't get any appreciation
"Ayy peter give me that chocolate milk"
by Thatnigthatalwaysbuysyoudrinks November 18, 2014
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sweetest man, "absobloodylutely amazing", perfect...no other words that describe you better
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peter has been exactly what i needed this year.
by desigrl May 6, 2006
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