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Pete Carroll

Giving someone a Pete Carroll is synonymous with giving a blow job, but only when it is given with the intent of gaining something in return. As in, the only reason football players go to USC is because Pete Carroll blows all of his potential recruits.
Pete Carroll gives all of his football recruits Pete Carrolls, so they attend the shittiest university in the USA.
Pete Carroll by FUSC June 7, 2007
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Pete Carroll

As in "Pulling a Pete Carroll" .. means that you'll "pass" on an opportunity.
Made famous by his decision to throw on the 1 yard line in the Super Bowl rather than hand off to Marshawn Lynch.
Hey man, wanna grab Wendy's for lunch? Nah, I'll pull a Pete Carroll, thanks though.
Pete Carroll by Gunsmoke Gator January 10, 2020

Pete Carrolling

verb
1. To get out while the going is good, in a two-faced, cowardly manner
2. To gain advantage, often through underhanded means, and then to esacpe with cowardice while leaving others to deal with the repercussions
1. That USC coach is Pete Carrolling his way to Seattle before the shit hits the fan at USC.

2. After receiving gifts and money under the table, Reggie Bush (and now Joe McKnight) Pete Carrolled out of USC before they could get in trouble with the NCAA.

3. OJ Mayo went Pete Carrolling at Tim Floyd's house.
Pete Carrolling by EZirish January 12, 2010

Pete Carrolling

To be faced with a simple decision against a superior adversary, which leads you to overthink the situation and ultimately make an epically horrible decision.
Instead of running Marshawn Lynch for a Super Bowl win, the Seahawks lost to the Patriots by Pete Carrolling the call.
Pete Carrolling by Madden '76 February 4, 2015

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026