Peruvian Sunrise

When you stay up so late doing homework that you feel witty telling people that it's still yesterday.

"That guard threatened to cut off my head manaña, but I pulled a Peruvian Sunrise to get out of it."

Peruvian Sunrise by onegingermenace November 25, 2021

Peruvian Sunrise

Waking up pleasantly next to a Peruvian bombshell

Mitch; "hey James guess what"
James; "what"
Mitch; "Laura gave me a Peruvian Sunrise this morning"

Peruvian Sunrise by Meatspiner February 5, 2008

Peruvian Sunrise

The act of eating a sunnyside-up fried egg out of a hairy asshole while receiving a handjob from that person while eating a plate of Ceviche.. There is an alternate form of this known as Peruvian Sunset.

Man, I was so wasted last night I finally convinced her to experience a Peruvian sunrise.

Peruvian Sunrise by Juan Velasco Alvarado May 6, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008