Someone getting fucked doggy style by a white man with braids and is wearing bead bracelets and is hippy as fuck.
by ouhgeee August 2, 2021
Get the Peruvian’d mug.A hellishly hot pepper that puts all other peppers to shame. Probably close to the 15 or 16million scoville units, if not more as it is mythical in nature.
Can be seen in a Garfield Comic strip, as Jon and Garfield have a hot pepper eating contest with Garfield being unable to stomach the Peruvian Death Pepper.
Can be seen in a Garfield Comic strip, as Jon and Garfield have a hot pepper eating contest with Garfield being unable to stomach the Peruvian Death Pepper.
by Icy12ice April 4, 2006
Get the Peruvian Death Pepper mug.A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.
Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.
by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009
Get the peruvian donkey slamming contest mug.a lovely man who spreads love and joy from under his poncho. by day he is a simple cattle herder by night he is Peruvian Dave the chief sun keeper. WARNING: Peruvian Dave does not believe in underwear or sexual consent
by oliver bryant December 14, 2009
Get the Peruvian Dave mug.A prided and very complicated sex position involving two males, a hermaphrodite, and one female. In this truly magical union, the hermaphrodite is required to be having anal sex with the female while another male is having vaginal sex with himher. The female and the other male are having oral sex with each other.
This truly unique and rare occurence got its name when two American explorers first landed in Peru. They had just embarked on an extremely long voyage and had not seen a woman in a long time. Unfortunately they landed in Peru in the middle of the night and could not see the prostitutes that greeted them very well, this caused a misunderstanding when a chihuahua with a birth defect wandered by. The dog was grabbed and added to
their foursome. When they woke up the next morining after the best sex of their lives, they realized what had happened, thus forming great stories to tell
their fellow americans.
This technique has not since been performed with a hermaphrodidic dog because to find one is much harder than to find a hermaphrididic human but if a dog is available it is encouraged to add them to the mix and make the position all the more exciting.
This truly unique and rare occurence got its name when two American explorers first landed in Peru. They had just embarked on an extremely long voyage and had not seen a woman in a long time. Unfortunately they landed in Peru in the middle of the night and could not see the prostitutes that greeted them very well, this caused a misunderstanding when a chihuahua with a birth defect wandered by. The dog was grabbed and added to
their foursome. When they woke up the next morining after the best sex of their lives, they realized what had happened, thus forming great stories to tell
their fellow americans.
This technique has not since been performed with a hermaphrodidic dog because to find one is much harder than to find a hermaphrididic human but if a dog is available it is encouraged to add them to the mix and make the position all the more exciting.
by Sir Alexander Wiley III September 25, 2009
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