Pershorder 

A person who, upon being reminded of a prior request to procure an item—having entirely forgotten to do so—claims with confident falsehood that the order was already placed, often citing obscure delays or an exaggerated lead time. Subsequently, gripped by guilt or panic, the individual places the order belatedly in a clandestine effort to preserve the illusion of diligence.

E.g. "Despite never having contacted the supplier, Reginald, a masterful Pershorderer, assured Lady Cartwright the candelabras were en route from Vienna, then hastily ordered them that afternoon."

Pershorder by On The Juice May 20, 2025

Pershorder 

A person who, upon being reminded of a prior request to procure an item—having entirely forgotten to do so—claims with confident falsehood that the order was already placed, often citing obscure delays or an exaggerated lead time. Subsequently, gripped by guilt or panic, the individual places the order belatedly in a clandestine effort to preserve the illusion of diligence.

"Despite never having contacted the supplier, Reginald, a masterful Pershorder, assured Lady Cartwright the candelabras were en route from Vienna, then hastily ordered them that afternoon."

Pershorder by On The Juice May 23, 2025

Pershore 

Pershore is a ‘lovely’ town full of smack heads and little wannabes, pershore includes a lot of mixed breeding and everyone is somewhat related pershore is full of nonces on mobility scooters and old men on the piss at 2pm outside asda and in bandstand

Yo b where yu from

‘Pershore innit’

-eee move yur from pershore swear you shagged your uncle

Pershore by Yu_dunkno. November 20, 2021