Pershorder 

A person who, upon being reminded of a prior request to procure an item—having entirely forgotten to do so—claims with confident falsehood that the order was already placed, often citing obscure delays or an exaggerated lead time. Subsequently, gripped by guilt or panic, the individual places the order belatedly in a clandestine effort to preserve the illusion of diligence.

E.g. "Despite never having contacted the supplier, Reginald, a masterful Pershorderer, assured Lady Cartwright the candelabras were en route from Vienna, then hastily ordered them that afternoon."

Pershorder by On The Juice May 20, 2025

Pershorder 

A person who, upon being reminded of a prior request to procure an item—having entirely forgotten to do so—claims with confident falsehood that the order was already placed, often citing obscure delays or an exaggerated lead time. Subsequently, gripped by guilt or panic, the individual places the order belatedly in a clandestine effort to preserve the illusion of diligence.

"Despite never having contacted the supplier, Reginald, a masterful Pershorder, assured Lady Cartwright the candelabras were en route from Vienna, then hastily ordered them that afternoon."

Pershorder by On The Juice May 23, 2025

Pershore 

Pershore is a ‘lovely’ town full of smack heads and little wannabes, pershore includes a lot of mixed breeding and everyone is somewhat related pershore is full of nonces on mobility scooters and old men on the piss at 2pm outside asda and in bandstand

Yo b where yu from

‘Pershore innit’

-eee move yur from pershore swear you shagged your uncle

Pershore by Yu_dunkno. November 20, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008