Perpetual Fuck

A Perpetual Fuck is a male or female that you would derail until the end of time.

Jessica Alba is a Perpetual Fuck. If I was blessed with a Schlaktus I'd make her the happiest woman on this planet, if she isn't already.

by Dr. Schlaktus April 07, 2009

perpetually fucked

the act of being fucked by life despite desperate attempts to try again and make things go your way

friend: "how did that interview go dude?"
you: "horrible man I'm just perpetually fucked"

by ghost is the shit December 27, 2014

Perpetual Fucking Machine

Noun. A group of no less than 3-5 men who are all chain linked together cock to ass in a circle of endless fucking. This number can vary depending on penis length.

"Hey Hawkins, wanna join my Perpetual Fucking Machine?"

Sure Mike, but only if we can get enough fanny bandits together.

by piratesof2 February 10, 2011