1. when a male subjects his penis into a women, or mans colon, and appylies so much force that he penetrates the stomach. The penis must be of great size. This often can result in critical injury or most likely death.
Going absolutely banana-bat-shit crazy when taking paper towels and they won't tear along the perforations properly... having recently consumed spiced rum does not aid in the tearing.
"Woah, see that chick losing her shit, she totally just threw a massive Paper Towel Perforation Tantrum... she must be drinking spiced rum..."