Perf University

The most elite University you will ever hear of. In order to get into Perf University you must be able to take 7 shots without a chaser, stand on one leg while reciting the national anthem in greek, wear ONLY sweatpants, be able to to ANY Kristen Wiig impression when asked, have the name Abby, Grace, Aaron, Taylor, Kellie, Zoe, or Cassidy, and be incredibly HOT.

Ugh I got rejected from Perf University, they said I wasn't pretty enough to be seen on campus...