Pepito

Hispanic diminutive of pepe, which in turn is diminutive of José, a Spanish/Portuguese form of Joseph (from the Hebrew Yosef / יוֹסֵף )

Oye Pepito, ¿¡qué te pasa!?

by sanjuandegringohuevos April 23, 2021

Pepito

Ruler of the Earth.

Pepito was here.

by Jesus Bush June 15, 2003

Pepito

Smaller than average sized male genitals; a penis that is made tiny through exposure to cold, fear or other factors

His pepito is so small he looks like a child.

by Dr. Noni Paran March 13, 2009

Pepito

Some poggers catto that kinda just vibes 24/7 and whose vibe checks are deemed to be impassable by mere mortals.

Check out Pepito over there hes kinda funny looking innit

by Pepito's left paw September 26, 2020

PePiTo C

NOUN: an individual of eccentric tendencies, whose best friend is named Matt, and whose descent is Puerto Rican; one who is confused in matters of sexuality; an extremely proud Puerto Rican; a talented dancer (of Puerto Rican descent); see eric cruz
ADJ: exhibiting characteristics of PMS
VERB: to bloviate about the fallacious cost of an exaggerated amount of text messages

That PePiTo C is soooooooo hottttt!

That kid was soooooooo PePiTo C! He was wayyyyyyy PMS!

OMG! My friends all hate me because I PePiTo Ced at them yesterday.

by Juh yu February 18, 2005

PePiTo C

VERB: To PMS like a sexually confused man/kidney

Don't you dare PePiTo C at me!!!

by Mom February 21, 2005