Penpals 

People who want to write letters to other people around the world. They send each other long letters about their life and culture.
This is usually done by people who have nothing better to do.
Or just by people who have an interest in learning about other peoples lifes.

" Hi,my name is Billy Joe and I am looknig for a penpal.I live in the U.S and prefer penpals who live in Europe,Asia,and Australia."

Penpals by xxSemeSupremexx June 21, 2009

Illegal penpals 

Sticking your fingers in your partner’s vagina and butthole and rub the wall inbetween making your fingers not able to touch

Me: Hey honey wanna do illegal penpals tonight?
Her: No my wall is sore

Illegal penpals by Jim H. Piffony January 11, 2024

Penpalzone

Friendzone: "A state of being where a male inadvertently becomes a 'platonic friend' of an attractive female whom he was trying to intitate a romantic relationship."

The penpalzone is an even crueler fate. Not only does your would-be-significant-other consign you to a sad asexual existence, they also block any meetings in person to prevent any non platonic scenarios from arising, while still maintaining a "relationship" through texting or any other non-face to face communication.

If you're in the friendzone, don't complain about it or you may be relegated to the penpalzone. A life of loneliness and depression awaits you.

Penpalzone by Cuddlesthesexybeast September 2, 2016

Penpal 

(homo amicus stylens) A species of human made nearly extinct by the advent of electronic mail, penpals communicate via the ancient art of Penmanship – the inscription of meaningful symbols on filaments of pulped wood. After their creation, these Letters would be entrusted to government officials for transportation and delivery to their intended recipient – often over great distances.

'Daddy, what's a penpal?'

'I dunno, kid. Ask me later - I'm texting Jerry in Vancouver.'

Penpal by Michael Hooper March 13, 2008

Penpal 

A rare version of the human species that has not yet been sabotaged by the electronic world.

Mom: Honey what are you doing?
Daughter: Writing to my penpal
Mother: Jesus my daughter has been reincarnated from the 19th century

Penpal by JL<3 October 5, 2017

modern penpal 

A friendship developed exclusively over texting, emailing or other messaging service, usually someone you've never met. (See penpal for the antiquated version.)

My modern penpal is teaching me Serbian.

modern penpal by DixieBooks May 1, 2018

penpal 

a person with whom one regularly exchanges letters, often a person in another country whom one has not met

We haven't met in real life but i love exchanging letters with my penpal.

penpal by Wafu March 28, 2012